India

What is INDIA...???
A Nation where pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance & Police...
Where u get car lone @7% but Education lone @12%...
Where rice is Rs.40/kg but sim card is free...
Where people worship goddess Durga but went to kill their girl child...
Where olympic shooter wins gold, govt. gives 3carore, Another shooter dies fighting with terrorist, govt pays only 1 lakh...
Really, "INCREDIBLE INDIA"...
Plz suppurt kare n govt tak pahucha de...!!!

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Warning!
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